Answer: pretty damn sick. Incredibly they are having their annual Christmas party inside the walls of….the largest abortion clinic in the United States.
At least in this case the had the decency to call it a "holiday" party. We've come a long way from a child born in a manger. Progressive politics indeed.
Former LoneStarTimes.com contributor Kimmon "Texpat" Johnson sends this missive in honor of the party:
Turning our gaze to more local matters.
It comes to my attention, via the gilded invitation to the ghastly gala at Houston's Planned Parenthood human abbatoir, the swell gals of Bayou City's Democratic Party seem currently to have thrown the last residue of dignity and taste down the storm sewer.
Sponsoring this gruesome celebration are the River Oaks Area Democratic Women (ROADwomen) and the nuanced Bay Area Association of Democratic Women (BAAD Women).
Yes, really. I'm not kidding.
So delightfully clever and unintentionally appropriate.
Next Thursday, the bird-legged, trophy wife, bad girl, roadwhores of Kirby Drive and Houston Yacht Club, with their bejeweled, enhanced cleavages, intensely coiffed and coutured, will gather in an orgy of air kisses and champagne glasses to congratulate one another on their monumental contribution to local eugenics.
While they would never normally be caught dead in a place like this Planned Parenthood pre-natal industrialized mortuary, providing euthanasia for the unborn of the unwashed ghettos and barrios has its grand demographic benefits. Fewer welfare recipients equates to more funding for their husbands' Solyndra projects.
However, heaven forbid our own sweet daughters should ever step foot into a horrible place like this ! When Buffy or Courtney, away at Wellesley or Harvard, get their Ecstasy freak on with Jamal, local b-ball phenom and frequent baby daddy to coeds of the rich and famous, and come home preggers, we'll send them away to that discreet clinic in La Jolla. The nice doctor there terminates the bi-racial problem and shreds the records, for a handsome deductible donation to his foundation, of course. I mean, the boy is from a Bedford-Stuyvesant housing project, a godforsaken hellhole if there ever was one. What would my neighbors say ? The horror of it !
It's going to be such a fabulous evening, dahlings.
See you Thursday.
Roadwhores and Badgirls indeed.
Nothing more to say. Ghastly people pushing ghastly policies.