This was published at Lonestartimes.com on April 5, 2007. LST’s archives are no longer online.
Some of the comments from the original post:
Well I love the metro train wreck as well but here goes…
Picture the train moving down the tracks as some poor schlob is stuck in the left turn lane on Fannin. Mayor White says “A few years ago we built a train to nowhere. (Train smashes into schlob’s car), but we did not stop there. So we created the Safe/Clear program to rid our city of the mess. If you think that’s good just think what we could do with a TEXAS sized train. (Show train smashing into schlob in slow-motion.
Disolve to add – “A Texas sized plan for a Texas sized mess”
Show schlob smacking his head.
From “american woman”
my ad: The city of Houston thanks you mayor white for these firsts. show car and train accident in medical center. man says ” Houston #1 in train accidents. picture the police chief gettin on a flight back home on friday night . man says. ” Houston #1 in murders in one day. picture an emergency room full of illegals tryin to get normal med service. Man says” Houston #1 in free medical, free education and free social services. then man says, Texas are you read to be #1? Vote for Bill White. HEHE
have bill white dressed as a bum pockets all pulled out and empty. then caption – please vote for bill white – houston cant afford him anymore!