I am Canadian
I am Canadian
Canadian I am
Canadian-I-am
Canadian-I-am!
I do not like
that Canadian
Do you like
Obama’s health care plans?
I do not like them;
Canadian
I do not like
Obama’s health care plans
Would you like them
here or there?
I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
Obama’s health care plans
I do not like them,
Canadian
Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?
I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like Obama’s health care plans.
I do not like them, Canadian
Would you like them
in a box?
Would you like them
with a fox?
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I would not like Obama’s health care plans
I do not like them, Canadian
Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Like them! Like them!
Here they are.
I would not,
could not,
in a car
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
In a tree?
Not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do not like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
Obama’s health care plans
I do not like them, Canadian.
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Canadian! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not like them with a mouse
I will not like them in a house.
I will not like them here or there.
I will not like them anywhere.
I do not like them, Canadian.
Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you; could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not,
in the dark.
Would you; could you,
in the rain?
I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Canadian, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
You do not like
Obama’s health care plans
I do not
like them,
Canadian.
Could you, would you,
with a goat?
I would not,
could not.
with a goat!
Would you, could you,
on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not like them in the rain.
I will not like them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like
Obama’s health care plans
I do not like them,
Canadian.
You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.
Canadian!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.
Say!
I like! Obama’s health care plans
I do!! I like them, Canadian!
And I would like them in a boat!
And I would like them with a goat…
And I will like them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!
So I will like them in a box.
And I will like them with a fox.
And I will like them in a house.
And I will like them with a mouse.
And I will like them here and there.
Say! I will like them ANYWHERE!
I do so like
Obama’s health care plans
Thank you!
Thank you,
Canadian
Vladimir Davidiuk says
Even if I weren't a fan of Senator Cruz, I would still think this piece was overly contrived, puerile, and poorly written.