Whoo hoo! Have a gun you feel guilty about having? C’mon, you know you do!
Solution!
Turn it in to BigJollyPolitics for cash! Yep, that’s right, I’ve found someone that will give you, yes, YOU, the same amount of CASH MONEY that the City of Los Angles is offering!
$100 cash MONEY for each gun, subject to condition.
Can’t beat that, now can you! Wouldn’t you rather those guns be in my safe hands than yours?
Just email [email protected] and cash will be in your hands sooner than you can say…
POW! BANG!
Just do it! After all, it is for your safety
UPDATE: Any handguns that are turned in to the BigJolly buyback program will be given FREE to any Texas public school teacher that has a CHL! Hat tip to BJP reader “Peter” for the idea!
Tom Zakes says
do cap guns count?
CbR says
Now David just make sure you have the gun IN YOUR hand before forking over the cash. Or if that’s an issue you can just redirect the $$$ to me and I’ll see it’s properly invested. That way you don’t get the guilt trip for not having gun OR cash to worry about.
David Jennings says
Heh, I guess it wouldn't be good for someone else to have the gun in their hand whilst I had the money in mine! Nope, no good at all! Good Advice Richard!
Richard Willette says
Well I said that as you requested they email you with the specific Bang, Bang info and you would send the cash. Well send it this way cause you wasn't gettin the gun to start with from my edumicated understanding. 🙂
Southern Tragedy says
Whoa, whoa, whoa…….By Golly, Big Jolly! An excellent idea! Can I be a middle-man for ya and get in on this gig? Huh? Can I? *bats eyes, twirls hair, does a little toe dig……
Matthew Cowan says
Get someone who has an FFL so you can not only buy the guns but sell them as well!!
Sally Belladonna Baggins Stricklett says
love it. When is the Big Jolly used gun shop opening?
bob42 says
I think I’m safe in guessing that most CHL holders already have at least one handgun. But the more the merrier, right?