Gosh, it seems like forever since I had the opportunity to mock Sen Dan Patrick’s general consultant, Allen Blakemore. The drought has ended! From Dannie’s Facebook page:
How embarrassing is that? Sen. Patrick worked his tail off as Chair of the Texas Senate’s Public Education committee and his campaign staff puts this out?
I think I know what happened here. There is no attack on an opponent, so Blakemore wasn’t interested and farmed it out to some middle school kid. Hey, do you have a better explanation? I didn’t think so.
Stay tuned for more of the crack consultant follies!
(h/t to Landon Estay for making this episode possible!)