Dang, the Wendy-mania is worse than I thought! Republicans might be in trouble after all!
Yes, you know it’s bad when the consultant for the God candidate likes the senator best known for wanting to kill 5 month old babies for the sole reason they haven’t jumped out of the womb!
Hmm. Blakemore is best known for dirty tricks and slimeball tactics. Could it be…no…maybe?….could it be that he’s secretly trying to infiltrate Davis’ campaign?
Stay tuned for more on this breaking news story!
(reported in the hyperventilating tone of the bloggers o’ the left for effect)