Hey, sometimes schedules in the latter part of campaigns get hectic and confusing. Jerry Patterson will in fact be in Victoria tonight for a forum that will include 2 of the other 3 candidates running for Land Commissioner. Bet you can’t guess which candidate will not be there!
There will also be a ton of other candidates there for you to meet. Here is a list provided on the VYR Facebook page:
Sean Kennedy, Daniel Gillaim, Ben Zeller, Clarissa Silva, Jaime Tijenira, Greg Perkes, Ernie Aliseda, Stephano De Stephano, Ted Cruz, Mary Miller, Bech Bruun, Michael Cloud, Eddie Gassman, Jerry Hall, Christopher Mapp, Steve Tyler, Constance Filley Johmson, Davey Edwards, Rick Range, Jerry Patterson, Weston Martinez, Dib Wildrip, Michelle Slaughter, Tad Hasse, Eric Garza, Clint Ives, and Mark Schroller
Below is the original post with an update at the end:
The Kingwood Tea Party is hosting former Land Commissioner and current candidate for the same Jerry Patterson tonight.
Now, if your home state was Florida, like current Land Commissioner George P. Bush, you might believe that Jerry Patterson is a big ol’ librul. See, P. doesn’t seem to know much about Texas history, which is probably why he wants to make the Alamo into his reimagined version of history, one that is “layered” and “nuanced”. Oh, and he wants to move that nasty memorial to those that died defending the place to a far corner of the world so that it can be forgotten.
George P. Bush’s Re-imagine the Alamo chief planner said,
“The events of 1836 were just one small chapter in 10,000 years of history.”
He also said:
“While the 1836 Battle of the Alamo is the seminal event, all the layers of history at the site played a significant role. …All of these layers of history need to be understood and presented with clarity.”
I got your clarity hangin’ pardner.
Jerry Patterson a librul? Why, he’s so librul Texans can carry their weapons in public today. That’s right, he’s the guy that pushed the concealed carry through the Texas Legislature when no one thought he could. That’s a librul for you.
If Ann Richards was still alive she’d say that P. was born with a silver foot in his mouth. Or better yet, she’d drive her silver boot up his rear end for messing with the Alamo.
If you haven’t voted and are still undecided, you really need to take the opportunity to go meet Patterson. And then you can see for yourself how wrong George P. Bush is and send him packing back to Florida.
UPDATE:
Jerry notified Jim Lennon of the Kingwood Tea Party that he had a schedule conflict tonight and will not be able to make it. Jim is arranging for a stand-in for Jerry that will be able to inform people about Jerry’s positions and history.
UPDATE 2:
Jim informs me that Don and Rachel Hooper will be filling in for Jerry. They are longtime friends and supporters of Jerry and will be able to answer any questions you have.